12 hilarious examples that justify the old saying "Men will be men".

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. Inspector : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. Inspector : -Was she driving? Husband : -Yes. Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

... and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir. We will find your car.

 

 

This happens in a promo of an episode.

Katy: Hello, I'm Katy Perry, and I'm gonna be on "How I Met your Mother" this week. Neil:  Hello, I'm Neil Patrick Harris, and I'm gonna be on Katy Perry this week!

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This one is hilarious. From Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 3.

 

 

All eyes are on "target", it seems (except Sachin Tendulkar's ofcourse).

 

 

Once, a group of men decided to go for "Tirth Yatra". Their guide explained to them that they might see some pretty ladies on the way and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say "HARI OM" and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- "HARI OM"

The rest of them started looking around and shouted - "WHERE WHERE!"...

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A book titled "What every man thinks about apart from sex" authored by Shed Simove was released in 2011 and became a best seller instantly. This best selling book had around 200 pages, all of them blank! Yes, you read it right.  In fact, in 2015 Shed was awarded a world record and featured in the 'The Guinness Book Of Records' for the 'most blank pages in a published book'. A talented writer I must say.

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I am on my way to grab my copy. When are you getting yours? :p

 

 

Loki, dude behave yourself. Your brother is just behind you!

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Beckham be like: But baby, her ass was blocking my view.

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In his defence, that cheer-leader was HAAAWWT!

 

 

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That's the sole purpose behind buying a laptop, right? 

 

 

NOTE: Smoking is injurious to health.

Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct? Guy: Correct. Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari? Guy: Oh. Do you smoke? Lady: No. Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari?

Well played my man, well played.

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This actually made me Laugh out loud! 

 

 

A bull is "servicing" the cows. Lady asks manager, "How many times can this bull have sex?" Manager replies, "5 to 6 times in a day."

Lady looks at husband, "You see?" Husband asks manager, "Is it the same cow every time?" No sir it's a different cow every time. Man looks back to wife - "You see?"

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And that people, is why it is rightly said. MEN WILL BE MEN.