28 slangs for every social network addict (JIC DONNO)

“What does IDK even mean?”  “I don’t know…” “Yeah, me netiher.”

 

The thing you feel when all your friends have been invited to a party, and you’re still waiting for the call…

 

In olden days, it used to be “carpe diem”. Now, no one has time to learn Latin. ‘Coz YOLO.

 

When you finally decide enough is enough and meet your crush for coffee…

 

When you come back from the date, disappointed and need to express it to your friends in a text message.

And your friends ROFL when LOL isn't enough. Because standing straight and laughing is so boring.

 

This term is originally used by cricket enthusiasts. But now used by anyone who considers themselves a WINNAH.

 

For that back-in-the-day photo of you as chubby little baby! #TheThingsWeDoForLikes

 

For that picture of Fawad Khan that you just have to ‘gram.

 

For that aahmaazing picture of Deepika you saw and have to repost!

 

For that pic of you and bae that’s just too cute for other people to not see.

 

‘Coz nobody got time for that are you my boyfriend/ girlfriend conversation these days

 

Which, let’s admit, is way better than “I luv u”.

 

Hey, ILY. Haha, no, JK.

 

What you should say to the person who sent you that last message

 

Because sometimes OMG is just not enough.

 

For any time of the day when you’re feeling  a shade too dramatic to use real words.

 

Mostly used when you’re feeling anything but humble.

 

“You’re, lik,e really pretty” “IKR?”

 

Basically, trying to read a POPxo sex article when your boss isn’t looking!

 

 

For all you Instagram addicts out there.

 

Here’s my OOTD again, ICYMI earlier.

 

You DON’T care about my OOTD? NVM.

 

When you were expecting to get high and happy, and got low and depressed instead.

 

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On Another Note. It's mostly used in informal emails.

 

Yes, there’s a separate term for it. Because otherwise how would people tell the lies from the truth?