12 Things every 20 something hears at an Indian Wedding.

Sure, sure. Why not! What if I told you that the guy you think I'm dating is my friend's boyfriend. 3. " Meet Shrivastava Sahab's daughter" Uncle, I'm pretty sure this is an opportunity for you to introduce your marriage material kid, but look : I AM NOT INTERESTED. I came here to attend this wedding, not to make plans for my own. "Ladka Dhundh liya hai apki Beti k lie?" Ohh, sure. I haven't even finished my college degree and you're already talking about getting me someone. Mind finding out if I am dating someone or not? " So how much do you earn? You know Rakesh chacha? His kid makes 2 lakhs a month" Ohh great! Now how could you even be so shameless to ask me how much money do I make. Did I enquire about your sister who married a taxi driver in the U.S? :/ " Are you a Youtuber/Blogger/ Photographer/Painter? Don't you think it's time you got a REAL job. Do you mean the kind that I don't like and have idea about? Sorry but not sorry! " That guy you came here with? Planning to marry him" Yes, sure. I am 4 months pregnant and he's dating my best friend. Now, move away. "Accha, toh you took Humanities. Were you not good in studies? Did your parents not object" Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Ohh, sure. I haven't even finished my college degree and you're already talking about getting me someone. Mind finding out if I am dating someone or not? " So how much do you earn? You know Rakesh chacha? His kid makes 2 lakhs a month" Ohh great! Now how could you even be so shameless to ask me how much money do I make. Did I enquire about your sister who married a taxi driver in the U.S? :/ " Are you a Youtuber/Blogger/ Photographer/Painter? Don't you think it's time you got a REAL job. Do you mean the kind that I don't like and have idea about? Sorry but not sorry! " That guy you came here with? Planning to marry him" Yes, sure. I am 4 months pregnant and he's dating my best friend. Now, move away. "Accha, toh you took Humanities. Were you not good in studies? Did your parents not object" Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Ohh great! Now how could you even be so shameless to ask me how much money do I make. Did I enquire about your sister who married a taxi driver in the U.S? :/ " Are you a Youtuber/Blogger/ Photographer/Painter? Don't you think it's time you got a REAL job. Do you mean the kind that I don't like and have idea about? Sorry but not sorry! " That guy you came here with? Planning to marry him" Yes, sure. I am 4 months pregnant and he's dating my best friend. Now, move away. "Accha, toh you took Humanities. Were you not good in studies? Did your parents not object" Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Do you mean the kind that I don't like and have idea about? Sorry but not sorry! " That guy you came here with? Planning to marry him" Yes, sure. I am 4 months pregnant and he's dating my best friend. Now, move away. "Accha, toh you took Humanities. Were you not good in studies? Did your parents not object" Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Yes, sure. I am 4 months pregnant and he's dating my best friend. Now, move away. "Accha, toh you took Humanities. Were you not good in studies? Did your parents not object" Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Yes. I don't even remember how I passed high school and got into LSR. "Have you tried Shaadi.com?" Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Is that some alcohol? if yes, where do I get it?

Indian weddings are fertile ground for unsolicited gossip, especially about young guests' behavior. Comments about who was seen drinking or socializing reflect the judgmental scrutiny many 20‑somethings face from extended family circles.

Dreams. Dreams. Only if I invite you to it, bitch!! Share this post with your 20 something friends and have a good time. :D