Unnecessary Jokes

Don’t give people a chance to make jokes out of you by creating unnecessary jokes at high tensile situations. It only causes irritation to the ones listening it. Nothing else. So control the hidden Kapil Sharma of yours and unleash it in the break time or while taking a cab back home. Laughter-An Issue We all are bound to laugh our heart out at the most senseless joke made by the boss. We already have been ridiculed by that no-sense-of-humor joke of the boss; now don’t provide us with an extra loudy laughter trying to impress the boss. It makes us go nuts. Remember, you spend 90% time outside the boss’ cabin amidst us. Hence, keep in limits. Legs-Stop shaking them You have passed your +2 and now is the probably the best time to redefine your sophistication. We understand sometimes shaking of legs is not under control, but most of the times it is. So try not to be a “Vibrator” and stop spilling coffee of your table. High time now. Nose Pricker Stop hunting treasures in your nose or any other natural cavities present in your body. Instead, excuse us and visit the restroom. Find your treasure and dispose it off either in your handkerchief or flush it. It is not a very pleasant sight to watch. Eeew. Hand drumming on the table Why waste time in a boring office/college if you are so good at drumming? Go fetch yourself a good music teacher and make a band of yourselves. We are happy cheering for you at a concert rather than besides our tables. The noise blocks our concentration. Please don’t do this. Farting Oh My God, Seriously! Farts are something that kills the atmosphere all around you. This one thing would kill all your social contacts and nobody would ever sit with you. Even if they do, any bad odor coming from anywhere would be suspected to be coming out from your valley. This needs an immediate check.   Keeping a check on everything mentioned above surely makes you stand different from the ordinary workmen and not to forget, it enhances the overall personality as well. Happy Working, Fellas.