Hilarious FRIENDS dialogues

"How you doin'?" - This obviously awesome dialogue was spoken by Joey and it does make a girl's heart beat faster! "Gum would be perfection" - Oh, poor Chandler! So this is why you can't find a girl. "Oh.My.God" - I haven't forgotten how nasally Janice sounded.! "I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - This was ofcourse Chandler. Always being sarcastic to avoid uncomfortable situations. Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens…is that why they’re extinct?” Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are PEOPLE. Joey: Hey, I’m not judgin’! (No words for this one! Oh Joey!) Joey: Uh, uh, we’ll flip for it, ducks or clowns. Candler: Oh, we’re gonna flip for the baby? Joey: You got a better idea? Chandler: All right, call it in the air. Joey: Heads. Chandler: Heads it is. Joey: Yess! Whoo! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something! Joey: Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks…have heads. Chandler: What kinda’ scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!? (I don't know who is more funny, Joey or Chandler? Agree?) "We were on a break!" - Um, no Ross, you weren't. But you learned it the hard way. "Joey doesn't share food" - Okay Joey, calm down. We won't take your food. "First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault." - Life isn't always fair Ross. Though I wonder why these kind of things happen to you! "They don't know that we know that they know." - Yea, Pheebs, we understand! "Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming." - And neither did we! "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" - Ummm...... "Could I be wearing any more clothes?" - No Joey, definitely not!  This list is definitely endless and it breaks my heart that it has to stop. Don't know about you but I see a FRIENDS marathon in the near future for me! What about you? Which dialogues from this EPIC show were your favorite?